"Wife is a better half" joke
A man's wife is his better half, but his mistress is his better hole.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands more...
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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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Kria:My girlfriend would look at me very dangerously if I would tell this joke to her )))
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