Wonderwoman Jokes

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    Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
    A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a Few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.
    As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see If she was free.
    As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening." So Superman did his super thing in a split second & flies off happily.
    Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman said "Did you hear anything?"
    "NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"

    One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket. So.. he decided to go down & get some.
    So after he had done the deed, he flew away. Then Wonderwoman got up and said "What was THAT?" And the invisible man said "I don't know... but my butt sure hurts."

    One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket. So.. he decided to go down & get some.So after he had done the deed, he flew away. Then Wonderwoman got up and said "What was THAT?" And the invisible man said "I don't know... but my butt sure hurts."

    One day, Superman was flying across the sky, and he notices Wonderwoman lying asleep, but STARK NAKED on a beach blanket. So.. he decided to go down & get some. So after he had done the deed, he flew away. Then Wonderwoman got up and said "What was THAT?" And the invisible man said "I don't know... but my butt sure hurts."

    Bored Superman

    One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was
    slow that
    day,
    so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house.
    "Hey Spidey, let's go get a burger and a beer!".
    "No cando, Supe. I've got a problem with my Web-shooter. Can't
    fight
    crime
    tomorrow without it".
    So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. "Hey,
    Batman!
    Let's go get a burger and a beer!"
    "Not today, my friend. My BatMobile is down and it must be fixed
    today.
    Can't
    fight crime tomorrow without it".
    Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the skies
    when
    he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision
    does
    he see, but none other than WonderWoman, lying on the deck,
    spread-
    eagle, stark-naked! Superman gets a brilliant idea:
    "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and more...

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