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    A wife arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her
    husband in bed with a young lovely thing. Just as she was about to
    storm out of the house her husband stopped her with these words.
    Before you leave, I want you to hear how all this came about. Driving
    along the highway, I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled,
    so I offered her a lift. She was hungry, so I brought her home and made
    a meal from the roast you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had
    only some worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you
    discarded because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her
    the sweater I bought you for your birthday - the one you never wore
    because the colours didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I
    gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for
    you now. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and
    asked;
    "Is there anything else that more...

    One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that
    day, so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house. Supe: "Hey Spidey,
    let's go get a burger and a beer!". Spidey: "No can do, Supe. I've got a
    problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it".
    So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. Supe: "Hey, Batman!
    Let's go get a burger and a beer!". Batman: "Not today, my friend. My
    BatMobile is down and it must be fixed today. Can't fight crime tomorrow
    without it".
    Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the
    skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision
    does he see, but none other than WonderWoman, lying on the deck,
    spread-eagle, stark-naked! Supe gets a brilliant idea: "They've always said
    I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be
    like with all her more...

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