Spidey Jokes

One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that day, so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house. Superman: "Hey Spidey, let's go get a burger and a beer!" Spidey: "No, Superman. I've got a problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it". So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. Superman: "Hey, Batman! Let's go get a burger and a beer!" Batman: "Not today, my friend. My Bat Mobile is down and it must be fixed today. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it". Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his supervision does he see, but none other than Wonder Woman, lying on the deck, spread-eagle, stark-naked! Superman gets a brilliant idea: "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her Wonder Powers". So he zzoooooommms down and does her more...

A wife arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her
husband in bed with a young lovely thing. Just as she was about to
storm out of the house her husband stopped her with these words.
Before you leave, I want you to hear how all this came about. Driving
along the highway, I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled,
so I offered her a lift. She was hungry, so I brought her home and made
a meal from the roast you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had
only some worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you
discarded because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her
the sweater I bought you for your birthday - the one you never wore
because the colours didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I
gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for
you now. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and
asked;
"Is there anything else that more...

One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that
day, so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house. Supe: "Hey Spidey,
let's go get a burger and a beer!". Spidey: "No can do, Supe. I've got a
problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it".
So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. Supe: "Hey, Batman!
Let's go get a burger and a beer!". Batman: "Not today, my friend. My
BatMobile is down and it must be fixed today. Can't fight crime tomorrow
without it".
Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the
skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision
does he see, but none other than WonderWoman, lying on the deck,
spread-eagle, stark-naked! Supe gets a brilliant idea: "They've always said
I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be
like with all her more...