Whales Jokes / Recent Jokes
Three whales were swimming in the ocean,- mummy whale and two baby whales when along came a harpooning ship and harpooned mummy whale. Baby whales were quite upset and so they discussed a plan of action.
"Right" said baby whale 1, "Let's go under the harpooning ship and blow water out our spouts and tip the boat over!!!"
"Alright" said baby whale 2, so they did and all the sailors were tossed out of the boat and were left swimming around.
Baby whale 1 said to baby whale 2 "Let's eat some of these bastards", but baby whale 2 said "No! I'll do a blowjob but I'm not swallowing any seamen"
your momma's like a toilet fat, ugly, smells like shit and gets used 24/7
yo moma's like a match always gets hot
your momma's so fat that when she got on the back of a bus it pulled its front wheels up
your momma's so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock
your momma's like a bedsheet always gets laid
your moma's like a bowling ball gets fingered goes down the ale and comes back for more
your moma's so fat she makes the whales jealous
your momma's so ugly she makes michael jackson luk like jenifer lopez
your moma's so fat she makes the whales luk like a tic tac
your moma's seen more pricks than akiu puncture
Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of Japan when the
male whale looks up and sees the whaling ship that killed his father 5 years
ago. Excited at the opportunity to avenge his father's death, the male whale
says to the female "Let's go underneath the ship and blow air through our blow
holes. That ought to knock their boat over, and make them think twice about
killing innocent whales." The female whale agrees, and the plan
works perfectly. Once the whaling ship has completely sunk, the male whale
notices that most of the sailors are making their way back to the shore by
either swimming or in lifeboats. Not willing to let them get away so easily,
the male whale yells "They're going to shore - Let's go gobble them up!" Just
then, the female whale becomes less cooperative: "HEY!", she says, "I agreed
to the blow job, but there is NO WAY I'm swallowing seamen!"
You can`t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.(Tennessee Dumb Laws)