Weird Jokes / Recent Jokes

Ever since his "Miracle on the Hudson" landing, Captain ChesleySullenberger and his wife say that they're having "rock star sex". Yup, ol'Sully can always find that wet landing strip!

...thanks to lehman bros, morgan stanley, AIG, freddie mac, & fanny mae, the $64,000 question is now worth $1,324.86.

The couple tell England's Daily Mail that they share "the same passion as a pair of 25-year-olds. We kiss about 150 times a day."
Which coincidently is equal to the number of times I threw up after reading this.

A Dutch sex shop will be giving away free “Pope condoms.” Make sense, this Pope is kinda like a condom-- really good at covering up indecent things.

There hasn't been this many bitches crammed into a tiny space since last week when the cast of The View got trapped in an elevator.

What do you call a girl from Prague giving out free BJ's? A Stimulus Czech...

Here are some weird but true laws.
In the state of georgia it is illegal to eat fried chcken with a fork.
In australia it is illegal to shag a kangaroo unless your drunk.
In transylvania it is illegal to ride an ugly horse.
In trnsylvania it is illegal to ride a horse backwards down the street on a sunday.