Weird Jokes / Recent Jokes
I think I'm addicted to cold turkey;
really hard to quit.
...Author Alex Haley's grandchildren are writing a sequel to the best selling book "Roots"...the new book will deal with a previously unknown homosexual branch of the Haley family who remained behind in Africa....the new book will be called "Froots."
So obviously Lindsay Lohan didn't begin sucking breasts until she met Samantha Ronson.
Seinfeld-isms, From the Washington Post:
What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- "Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough standing room; I'd better carpet the toilet too."
What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter.
Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about? And which waiter are you tipping, anyway? I think next time I go to a restaurant I'll just say, "Oh, sorry, I only eat the food. The guy who pays the bill will be along shortly."
Would somebody please explain to me those signs that say, "No animals allowed except for Seeing Eye Dogs?" Who is that sign for? Is it for the dog, or the blind person?
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important more...
Senior Living Magazine has released a study that states that the 3 most popular places for seniors to meet and gather are bingo parlors, the library, and 6 feet under.
A study examining cell phone useage and brain tumors was generally inconclusive. The only certain conclusion: obnoxious businessmen who screamed into their phones the second their flights landed were more likely to experience sudden head-slap injuries.