Weird Jokes / Recent Jokes

So my son woke up early the other day and said he was hungry and wanted hotdogs.
I said "you cant have hotdogs for breakfast,you hav to have them for lunch.
So he said "well fix lunch"!!
sigh!!

90 sea turtles, left comatose by a cold snap, were rescued by Sea Turtles Inc. (a sea turtle rescue group).

Tragically, the Sea Turtles Inc. staff later bored them all to death.

Baby Girl in India Born with Two Faces



The baby...has been drawing a stream of curious observers and others who consider her a deity in this deeply religious Hindu-majority country. The girl has found easy acceptance in Kumar's large, extended family...."This child is very special to us," the baby's grandfather chimed in, gazing lovingly at the infant

So now we know the secret to not getting buried in the desert if you're born female in India: Deformity.

I had some reservations about writing this joke.But since i'm a black Finlander I suppose its alright.Most people dont know this but the Indians are the inventors of the tooth brush,since if the white man invented it,it would surely be called the teeth brush.

Indonesian authorities will drop hundreds of giant concrete balls to stop an eruption of hot, noxious mud from an underground fissure.

Gay engineers have been flown in from around the world for technical assistance.

..."Eat This, Not That" has listed the 3 unhealthiest ice cream treats in America as Ben & Jerry's Peanut Butter Cup, Baskin Robbins' Oreo Outrageous Sundae, and Cold Stone's Mango-Cocaine Delight.

Aircraft Identification:
If it's ugly, it's British.
If it's weird, it's French.
If it's ugly and weird, it's Russian.