Viagra Jokes / Recent Jokes
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old more...
Advertising & Creative Thinking
This supposedly was a real event that took place in a consulting firm in Chicago. The boss of a small company called a spontaneous staff meeting in middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest, whose theme was "VIAGRA advertising slogans."
Dividing into 10 groups of three, the only rule was they had to use past ad slogans that captured the essence of VIAGRA. About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions, and created a "Top Ten List." After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone.
10. VIAGRA, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. VIAGRA, The quicker pecker upper
8. VIAGRA, Like a rock!
7. VIAGRA, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. VIAGRA, Be all that you can be.
5. VIAGRA, more...
It's been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties.
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!
Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.
Day 2: Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He’s impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn’t he tell me something I don’t know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven’t noticed.
Day 3: This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of the Washington Monument and burst into tears.
Day 4: A miracle has happened! There’s a new drug on the market that will fix his ‘problem. ’ It’s called Viagra I told him that if he takes Viagra, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his mood.
Day 5: What absolute bliss!!.
Day 6: Isn’t life wonderful but it’s difficult to write while he’s more...
A woman went to her doctor and complained that her husband couldn't make love to her. The doctor said try this new viagra powder, just put some in his coffee and see how you get on. A week later the woman went back to her doctor and the doctor asked how the powder had worked. The wife said it was wonderful I put the powder in his coffee and right away he ripped my clothes off spread-eagled me on the table the mugs and plates went crashing everywhere. He made mad passionate love to me it was the best sex I have ever had. The only problem is I don't think we can go to that coffee shop any longer.