Trials Jokes

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    An English anthropologist was doing research in an isolated African village and the tribal chief asked if he would like to attend a trial his people were conducting that afternoon.
    "You'll be surprised," said the chief, "at how well we've copied your country's legal procedures. You see, we have read accounts of many English trials in your newspapers, and incorporated them into our judicial system."
    When the Brit arrived at the wooden constructed courthouse, he was truly amazed to see how closely the African court officials resembled those of England. The counsels were suitably attired in long black robes and the traditional white powdered wigs worn by all British jurists. Each argued his case with eloquence and in proper judicial language. But he couldn't help being puzzled by the occasional appearance of a bare-breasted native girl running through the crowd waving her arms frantically.
    After the trial, the anthropologist congratulated his host on more...

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society..
    DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of
    0.2 percent.
    PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.
    CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.
    COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. * Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
    BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts more...

    Female Viagra
    With the introduction of Viagra to fix a perennial male problem, a famous pharmaceutical company is working to redress the balance.
    MIRRORCILLIN - A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to four hours without pausing once.
    STOPPANAGGIN - Gives women a vague feeling of contentment towards their spouse/boyfriend.
    COSMOPOLIRA - Doubles female intelligence to almost simian levels, allowing' facts' in trash lifestyle magazines to be disputed.
    LOGICON - Trials showed that females taking this were able to follow a proposition through to its logical conclusion, and argue effectively without being diverted into non relevant postulates such as' you don't love me anymore'.
    PARKATRON - 72% of women taking this were able to safely reverse park a Ford Fiesta into a space only 12 meters long; 54% achieved this in under 15 minutes.
    MAGNATACK - Uniquely distorts the cornea, making certain shapes appear much larger than in reality - no more...

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society....

    DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

    CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and' little accidents.'

    COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

    BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy their sweeties expensive jewelry more...

    With Viagra being such a great medical success for increasing men's
    sexual prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs
    oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.
    Here are a few of the new ones:
    Directra: A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car
    trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they
    got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.
    Projectra: Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely
    to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new
    one.
    Complimentra: In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
    administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
    Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new
    clothing.
    Buyagra: Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge
    to buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after taking this
    drug for only two days. more...

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