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With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society. According to company spokesman, Peter Riser, the following drugs are under testing now:

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of
0. 2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, over-whelming urge to perform more child-care tasks - especially cleaning up spills and "little" accidents.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new more...

Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra candy bar?
A: Oh, Oh, Oh my God, Henry!
Q: What do you get when you mix Viagra and Prozac?
A: A guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.
Q: What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second?
A: The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.
Q: What do you get when you mix Viagra with rogaine?
A: Don King.
Q: What happens if you get the Viagra pill stuck in your throat?
A: You get a stiff neck.
Q: What is Viagra Falls?
A: A newly discovered waterfall that flows upward.
Q: How many doses of Viagra does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb.

The American Military offers Viagra to a 60 year old warlord in exchange for information...
This should help any soldier who feels like he's between Iraq and a hard place!

After the phenomenal success of Viagra, Pfizer has come up with yet another pharmaceutical sensation: knowledge pills.
A student who is way behind in his English literature class, goes to the pharmacy, and asks the pharmacist if there are knowledge pills for English literature.
"Sure", the pharmacist replies.
The student buys one, swallows it, and hours later he knows everything there is to know about English literature. If it's that easy to acquire knowledge, he thinks, why waste hours wrecking your brains over boring textbooks? So, he gives up studying, and whenever an exam is near, he goes to the pharmacy and buys the right knowledge pill: biology, art history, world history - you name it.
When he has to take a math exam, he goes again to the pharmacy as asks for a knowledge pill for mathematics.
"Just wait a moment", the pharmacist says. He disappears in the back of his store and comes back with a pill of the size of a more...

Thailand's People's Power Party is outraged with a political opponent for bribing male voters with Viagra instead of cash........

Wow... giving out Viagra for votes??? Well, i'm sure this way they won't have to worry about dangling chads.

THE 16 DAYS OF VIAGRA
Day 1
Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, HE locked himself in the bathroom and cried.

Day 2
Today he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I DON'T know! I mean, give me a break. He's been dysfunctional for so long, he even WALKS with a limp.

Day 3
This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of the Washington Monument and burst into tears.

Day 4
A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his "problem." It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. He said, "This time, I'd rather not have your mother join us." (I think this will work. I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to more...

What do you get after you pop a Viagra, vote, and participate in a marathon... A run-off erection..