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A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.
"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"
"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.
The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"
The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"
"It was ME," chortled the Indian.
So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.
Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.
"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"
"Fair enough," said Sven.
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Hie history teacher had a policy of letting people who had been a part of history lecture his class whenever possible.
When it came time to teach the history of the First World War, he asked a Swedish neighbor of his to talk about his experience flying for the British air force.
"Veil," he said to the class, "von day I remember veil vas vhen ve vas flying our Schpads over Chermany. .. and all of a zudden zeez two Fuckers fly at us from ze sun. At vonce, I did a loop, but ze Fuckers stayed on my tail. So I did anudder, and still ze Fuckers vus wit me."
"Excuse me," the teacher interrupted, "but I think I should point out to the class that the German planes to which our guest is referring are Fokkers, which were a sturdy make of German aircraft."
"Dat's true," said the guest, "but in dis case, de two Fuckers vas flying Messerschmidts."