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    Climate/Terrain: Any Usenet
    Frequency: Common
    Organization: Thread
    Activity cycle: Any
    Diet: Lusers
    Intelligence: Low (3-5)
    Treasure: None
    Alignment: Chaotic evil
    No. Appearing: 1
    Armour Class: n/a
    Movement: 'c'
    Hit Dice: 100
    THAC0: n/a
    No. of Attacks: n/a
    Damage/Attack: n/a
    Special Attacks: See
    Special Defences: See
    Magic Resistance: 100%
    Size: Exists as mental force
    Morale: Elite (14)
    XP Value: 1,800
    The Usenet troll (Trollicus useneticus bloodyirritatingus) is an evil
    mental parasite found in all areas of Usenet, where it preys upon the
    brains of lusers (Homo stultissimus). Most clueful people avoid these
    creatures, since Usenet trolls know no fear and attack unceasingly,
    demanding responses from their prey.
    Usenet trolls are immune to flames (Flammae useneticae), which is
    unfortunate, as most will try to attack them more...

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