Trigger-spray Jokes

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    1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka. The
    solvent dissolves the adhesive.
    2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray
    bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set 5 minutes and wash clean. The
    alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew.
    3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth
    dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills
    germs.
    4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your
    safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects
    the blade and prevents rusting.
    5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, then blot dry.
    6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse
    the skin and tighten pores.
    7. Add a splash of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo. The alcohol
    cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from more...

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