Tack Jokes

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    'Twas just before Santy came,
    the story is told.
    Cattle weren't stirrin', fact they's
    bunched against the cold.
    The tack was hung near the
    chuckwagon with care.
    Why, we didn't know Santy was
    close anywhere.
    Cowboys on the ground were
    wishin' for their beds
    While nightmares of wild steers
    ran through their heads.
    'Tween now and the next gather,
    we needed a nap.
    Cookie had just finished, and
    tied down the flap.
    When out past the cavvy, there
    rose such a fuss,
    I sprang to my feet, leavin'
    the bedroll a muss,
    And grabbin' my shotgun and my
    ragged ol' hat
    I run t'ward the racket thinkin'
    "... what'n thunder's that?"
    When thoughts of amazement
    through my head courses,
    It was a buckboard teamed up
    with draft horses,
    A driver in red buckskins, so
    spry and dainty,
    I know'd in an instant, it
    must be ol' Santy.
    Quicker than more...

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