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Q: Why do swedes always drink their milk in the store? A: Because on the packet it says: OPEN HERE.

Q: Why do the swedes brush their teeth? A: Because they don`t want the food to get dirty.

Q: Why do the swedes cut holes in their umbrellas? A: Because they want to see when the rain ends.

Q: How can you tell if there are swedes on an oil rig? A: They are throwing bread up in the air, trying to feed the choppers.

Two swedes were sitting on a train when it entered a tunnel. They were sitting there in the darkness when suddenly one said, "Oh, how long this tunnel is." His friend then said, "Ah, that`s just because we`re on the last car of the train."