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What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
There were three people climbing a mountain. And then they came upon a genie bottle and rubbed it and out popped a genie. He said,"
I will grant each of you one wish. The first one wished to be superman. And the genie said, "
Jump off the mountain and yell superman. So he jumped and yelled superman and he turned into superman.
The second one said he wanted to be batman. The genie said,"
Jump off the mopuntain and yell batman and you will turn into batman. So he jumped off and became batman.
Then finally the third said he wanted to be Wolverine. So the genie said,"
Jump off the mountain and you will be wolverine."
And then he ran and tripped over a rock and said crap and turned into crap.
One day a kid was given a project by his teacher to find out some words at home. He went to his dad and asked his dad, he was making his bike, his dad said fuckyou bitch because something fell down he wrote that down. then he went to his little brother he was watching superman heshouted out superman superman, he wrote that down. then he went to his sister she was talking to her boyfriend she no way, he wrote that down too. the he went to his mom she was playing golfshe said 99. 99 so he wrote that down too. At last but not least he went to his neighbors house they were making hotdogs they said my buns are burning my buns are burning he wrote that down.
The next day he went back to school and the teacher asked what you learned from the boy, he said fuck you bitch the teacher said whom do you think you are he said superman, superman doyou want to go to the principals office he said no waythen th eteacher asked how many spankings do you want he said 99. 99 then after all he said my more...
Why is Superman afraid of [ethnic] people more than Lex Luther?
Lex Luther will steal his identity. [Ethnic] people will steal his identity
and his costume.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Answer #1: Christopher Walken
Answer #2: Christopher ALIVE!
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer", he says
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 more...