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A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams. Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news. "The good news," he explained, "is that your fiance has an particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before." The guy paled. "If that's the good news, then what the hell is the bad news?" "Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week from my dog's vet."

A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams. Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news. "The good news," he explained, "is that your fianc

Q: What's the definition of strain?
A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!

Q: What's the definition of strain? A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!

Boston Bruins goalie Manny Fernandez (knee strain) was today placed on IR. It is considered the top move in the brief tenure of GM Peter Chiarelli.