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Heloise stormed into the pet shop and confronted the owner. "I want to return this cat. You said it was good for mice, but all it does is lie there."
"So," the proprietor replied, "isn't that good for mice?"

An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, don't get excited," said the principal. "We'll get your Winslow's English teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation." A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived. "Why did you give Winslow a zero on his English final?" demanded the father. "I had no choice," said the schoolmarm. "He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it." "That's no excuse," shouted the father. "You could have at least given him an' A' for neatness!"

An irate father stormed into the principals office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, dont get excited," said the principal. "Well get your Winslows English teacher in here. Im sure she has some explanation." A few minutes later, the English teacher arrived. "Why did you give Winslow a zero on his English final?" demanded the father. "I had no choice," said the schoolmarm. "He handed in a blank paper with absolutely nothing on it." "Thats no excuse," shouted the father. "You could have at least given him an A for neatness!"

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got madand stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came backcompletely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs. The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out ofthe room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came backhimself with a potato around his dick. The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied"If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there.
"Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department."
"Yeah, maybe so, but you don't know what I have to put up with," the coach blustered. "Look."
He went out into the hall and grabbed a jock who was jogging down the hallway. "Run over to my office and see if I'm there," he ordered.
Twenty minutes later the jock returned, sweaty and out of breath.
"You're not there, sir," he reported.
"Oh, I see what you mean," conceded the President, scratching his head. "I would have phoned."