Stimulus Jokes

The news keeps talking about Obama's huge stimulus package. I think that's nobody's business but Michelle's.

According to the NY Times, it seems that Verizon will likely recieve over a billion dollars of stimulus money to bring fast internet connections to rural and low-income areas. Soon, people living in Newark and Georgia will be able to go online to see that they have no money in their savings account at 128 kilobit per second.