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1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. 2) The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions. 3) I thought my window was down, but I found out it was up when I put my hand through it. 4) I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. 5) A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face. 6) A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. 7) I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the other way. 8) I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment. 9) In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. 10) I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision. 11) I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. 12) I was on my way to more...

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An Air Bag.

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of his fly. As he walks up to the bar the bartender says, "Hey pal, you know you've got a steering wheel coming out of your fly?"
And the pirate says "R it's driving me nuts!"

61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.


62. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themself.
A2: Walks home.


63. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".


64. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilised.


65. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilised.


66. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.


67. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.


68. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?
A: Kick open the car door.


69. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who was disappointed when she got her driver's license?
A: The instructor gave more...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch. The bartender says "Hey did you know there is a steering wheel hanging from you crotch?" The pirate says " Arrrrgh! Its drivin me nuts!"

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheels in his pants and the bartender says u know u have a steering in ur pants and the pirate says arg its drivin my nuts crazy

The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance.
On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. Afterward, the American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommended corrective action.
The consultant`s finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the American team had one person rowing and eight people steering.
After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the consultant firm concluded that too many people were steering and not enough were rowing on the American team.
So as race day neared again the following year, the American team`s management structure was completely reorganized. The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering more...