Stationed Jokes

Getting CloserOur son is in the Army, stationed in Georgia. He invited my husband and I for a visit.After driving endlessly through unfamiliar streets in search of an entrance to Fort Stewart, my husband suddenly said, "We`re getting closer.""How do you know?" I asked.He pointed to a sign that read:Sonny`s Bar-B-QTank Parking Available

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson and music books. Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and through the front door. "Oh darling" he gushed, "Come here. Let me look at you. Let me hold you! Let's have a fine dinner out, then make love all night. I've missed your lovin' so much." The wife, keeping her distance, said, "All in good time lover. First, let's hear you play that harmonica."

Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was elated when he called me at work with the news of my grandchild`s birth. I took down all the statistics and turned to relate it all to my co-workers."I`m a grandmother!" I declared. "It`s a baby girl, and she weighs five pounds.""When was she born?" someone asked.Recalling the date my son told me, I stopped, looked at the calendar, and said in amazement, "Tomorrow!"