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This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come
across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a
bath.
She tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.
The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too. Snow
White relents and says, "When I get into the water and you hear the splash,
you can turn around."
Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very
moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can. The
moment the Dwarfs hear the splash, they turn around and see Snow
White naked.
Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being
advertised?
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Come on now, this should be easy for a person of your mental powers!
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Seven Up

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. She tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.
Snow White relents and says, "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around."
Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the splash, they turn around and see Snow White naked.
Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?
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Scroll down for the answer.
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Keep scrolling down for the answer.
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Come on now, this should be easy for a person of your mental powers!
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Keep scrolling down.
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SEVEN UP!!!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.
The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.
Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around."
Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.
The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.
Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised?
Scroll down for the answer.
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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around."Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised? Scroll down for the answer.??? Come on now, this should be easy for a person of your mental powers!??? The product being advertised is...??? SEVEN UP!