Sorority Jokes / Recent Jokes

None, sorority girls don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit.

1. What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
2. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
3. How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in
the gutter and they always come back for more.
4. What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers?
Sorority girls cost less per score.
5. What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.
6. What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
Walks home.
7. What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
She holds on to it, and the world revolves around her.

Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daddy.
Six, one to screw it in, and five to make T-shirts.

What three words will a sorority girl never hear?
"Attention K-mart shoppers."

What is a sorority girls favorite position?
Facing Bloomingdale's.

How do you get four sorority girls on one chair?
Tell them there is a rich guy sitting in it.

Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.

What's the difference between sorority girls and Jell-o?
Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

What do you call a sorority girl's waterbed?
Lake Placid.

How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she had her hair done.

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