Sorority Jokes

Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her sorority sisters she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State. She wanted to taste some real Texas Barbeque, take in a bona fide rodeo and have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, her sorority sisters were curious as to how she fared.
"Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite, it's oh so good. The taste is unbelievable!"
And, I went to a real rodeo... Talk about athletes! Those guys wrestle full-grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop then jump off the horses and grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!"
They then asked, "Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"
"Are you kidding? Once I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!"

How many sorority girls does it take to change a tire?
Two - One to call daddy and the other to make a t-shirt about the event.

What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to. What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball? You can`t fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball. How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike? You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they always come back for more. What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers? Sorority girls cost less per score. What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant? About 40 lbs. How do you equalize the two? Feed the elephant. What`s the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning? Walks home. What`s the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic? Only 1500 went down on the Titanic. How can more...

None, sorority girls don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit.

THE COMPLETE LIST OF SORORITY JOKES
What's a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
1 You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
2 You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
3 You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them
in the gutter and they always come back for more.
What is the difference between sorority girls and hookers?
Sorority girls cost less per score.
What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
About 40 lbs.
How do you equalize the two?
Feed the elephant.
What's the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
1 Introduce herself.
2 Walks home.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on more...