Skirts Jokes

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite.
Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead
of one?

It is believed that the stock markets go up and down with the rise and fall of the hemlines in ladies skirts and dresses. Proof of this phenomenon is in the following historical facts:
Glamour stocks and mini skirts soared in 1993.
Conglomerates and hemlines went down in the spring of 1994.
Hot pants led the Dow Jones up in 1971. The advice to the investor then, is,
"Don't sell until you see the heights of their thighs!"

It is believed that the stock markets go up and down with the rise and fall of the hemlines in ladies skirts and dresses.

Proof of this phenomenon is in the following historical facts:

- Glamour stocks and mini skirts soared in 1993.
- Conglomerates and hemlines went down in the spring of 1994.
- Hot pants led the Dow Jones up in 1971.

The advice to the investor then, is, "Don't sell until you see the heights of their thighs!"

The history of women's fashions is a movement from skirts that barely covered the instep to skirts that barely cover the step-ins.