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Q. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns don't talk.

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans. He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive woman there. He was very pleased with himself after he noticed her constantly glancing down at his crotch. "Hi, there, I'm Jerry," he said, as he went into one of his well rehearsed routines, "and I help produce a T. V. quiz show. Is there any question I can answer for you?" "As a matter of fact there is," she said as she glanced down once more toward his embellished jeans. "Do you have change for a dollar?"

Q. How is being at a singles bar different than being at the circus?
A. At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns dont talk.