Rooster Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!
Kenny came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?", demanded Kenny, "And what are you doing in my bedroom?"
The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter."
Kenny was stunned. "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away."
St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Kenny was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around more...
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle but none of the pieces would fit together. She called her boyfriend and asked, "Can you come over? I'm trying to put this puzzle together but none of the pieces fit together."
He replied "Well what is the puzzle suppose to look like?"
"A rooster" she said.
The boyfriend decided to go over, took one look at the "puzzle" and told her to put the Corn Flakes back in the box.