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A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it. He decided that he should go & tell the farmer, so he got out of his car & walked across the road to the farm, walked up to the front door & knocked, the farmer came to the door & the man said "I'm afraid I've killed your rooster, please let me replace him". The farmer said "Help yourself, the hens are out the back".

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Q: What is the difference between a rooster, Uncle Sam, and an old maid?

A: The rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo"; Uncle Sam says, "Yankee-doodle-do"- and an old maid says, "Any dude'll do."

ONE DAY THERE WAS A CAT AND A ROOSTER WALKIN ON TOP OF A BRIDGE, SUDDENLY THE CAT FALLS INTO THE WATER AND THE ROOSTER BREAKS OUT LAUGHING
MORAL:WHEREEVER THERE'S A WET PUSSY THERE IS A HAPPY COCK!!!

What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
A fifty foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a jar of skippy
peanutbutter?
A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
What do you get when you cross a oyster and an owl?
A muscle that stays up all night.

A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster "Ok, old fellow its time to retire."

The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens...look at what it did to me!"

The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this.

Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike."

The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon...just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother you."

The young rooster says "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over."

So, the old rooster says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what young fellow. I'll have a race with you around the farm house. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop."

The young rooster says, "You know I'm going to beat you, old man, so just to be fair more...

Q: What's the difference between a proud rooster and a lawyer?
A: The rooster clucks defiance.. ..