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Following a racially charged outburst from comedian and former Seinfeld actor Michael Richards, the "n" word is now banned at Hollywood's Laugh Factory. In response to charges of censorship, the club reminds patrons that comics are encouraged to call women "c*nts" up to 35 times per set.

Michael Richards caused a sensation at the Laugh Factory by going into a tirade onstage and using the "N" word. Paul Rodriguez who was also on the bill told CNN that freedom of speech has it's limitations, just like his own career.
Mr. Rodriguez then waited outside the club until Mr. Richards came out and threw him under a bus.

Amid the brewing controversy over Michael Richards' racist tirade against several black hecklers at a show in Hollywood last Friday, many people are turning to the stand-up comedian community in asking if there was a better way to handle the incident.
Most comics prepare a fall-back line destined to shut up even the most seasoned heckler once and for all. As Richards explained later, "I couldn't take it anymore. These guys were bugging the piss outta me. So I lined up the big gun and prepared to blow these loudmouths away, when all of a sudden, I got a good look at them, and, I'll be damned. I do go down to where they work and knock the dicks out of their mouths. Yeah, like every other Friday. It's just something I like doing. Talk about embarrassing. I don't know where the n----- stuff came from. I was just ad-libbing at that point."

DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP:
#1 - LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a bees' nest from a shed on their property with the aid of a pineapple. A pineapple is an illegal firecracker which is the explosive equivalent of one half stick of dynamite. They ignited the fuse and retreated to watch from inside their home, behind a window some 10 feet away from the hive/shed. The concussion of the explosion shattered the window inwards, seriously lacerating Ani. Deciding Mr. Saduki needed stitches, the brothers headed out to go to a nearby hospital. While walking towards their car, Ani was stung three times by the surviving bees. Unbeknownst to either brother, Ani was allergic to bee venom, and died of suffocation en-route to the hospital.
#2 - Derrick L. Richards, 28, was charged in April in Minneapolis with third- degree murder in the death of his beloved cousin, Kenneth E. Richards. According to police, Derrick suggested a game of Russian roulette and put a more...

Denise Richards accidentally hit an elderly woman with a laptop, or as the old woman calls it, "a magic thinking box."
This is NOT how I wanted Denise Richards to nail another woman.

DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a bees' nest from a shed on their property with the aid of a pineapple. A pineapple is an illegal firecracker which is the explosive equivalent of one-half stick of dynamite. They ignited the fuse and retreated to watch from inside their home, behind a window some 10 feet away from the hive/shed. The concussion of the explosion shattered the window inwards, seriously lacerating Ani. Deciding Mr. Saduki needed stitches, the brothers headed out to go to a nearby hospital. While walking towards their car, Ani was stung three times by the surviving bees. Unbeknownst to either brother, Ani was allergic to bee venom, and died of suffocation en-route to the hospital. #2 - Derrick L. Richards, 28, was charged in April in Minneapolis with third-degree murder in the death of his beloved cousin, Kenneth E. Richards. According to police, Derrick suggested a game of Russian roulette and put a more...

Viv Richards is probably the only batsman to be out for a duck three times in a match. This incident is narrated in his own biography. Richards was a huge star in Antigua and the entire island had come to St. John's Park to see play a Red Stripe game.

Antigua batted first and the crowd politely applauded the openers' efforts while waiting for one of them to make a mistake. Soon enough one did and the entire crowd exploded when their favourite son stepped out to bat.

First ball, Richards nicked a catch to the keeper. The umpire had no difficulty in deciding and a disappointed Richards made his way slowly back to the dressing room. But he didn't reach it. The crowd, stunned by their holiday entertainment being nipped in the bud like this, went wild and pressurized the umpire into revoking his decision.

Reluctantly, Richards came back. Not for long, though. Soon he was dismissed again and the crowd, perhaps a little ashamed at their behaviour, let it go more...