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Lance Bass said recently the odds are good for an NSync reunion. He said, “The reunion will happen when me and the three other guys buy tickets to see Justin Timberlake.”
Why did the lazy Redneck go to his family reunion, He was looking for a wife.
At their high school reunion Sarah and Esther meet up for the first time in fifty years.
Sarah begins to tell Esther about her children: "My son is a doctor and he's got four kids. My daughter is married to a lawyer and they have three great kids. So tell me Esther, how about your kids?"
Esther replies, "Unfortunately, Morty and I don't have any children and so we have no grandchildren either."
Sarah says, "No children.... and no grandchildren! So tell me, Esther, what do you do for aggravation?"
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.
"Old" is when...... your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"... your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you'rebarefoot.... a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garagedoor nearest your car.... you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.... going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.... you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don'thave to go along.... when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.... when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by thepolice...." getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today...." getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.... an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee! Statistics show that at the age of seventy, there are five women toevery man. Isn't that an ironic time for a guy to get those odds? Someone has more...
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he's very curious as to who might show up.
When he gets there he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down and talk about the past.
"How have you been?" he asks.
"I've been fine, just fine," she replies, "Although I do have some good news and a little bad news, though."
"Bad news first, ma'am."
"Well, a few weeks ago I had to have a hysterectomy."
"Oh my, that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that."
"But the good news is the doctor found your old high school class ring you thought you lost!"