Rejected Jokes / Recent Jokes
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We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance.
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...
Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are telling teenage girls that taking the pill can help clear up their skin. Do you think that's true? I think there is a better chance of clearing up the boyfriend's skin...
Fashion experts say that President Bush is helping bring back cowboy boots and cowboy hats. See, so it is not just for male strippers anymore...
LeAnn Rimes apologized to fans for the quality of her new album. Isn't that unbelievable? If LeAnn Rimes has to apologize for her album, what the heck is Kathie Lee going to do, commit suicide?
In an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Hugh Hefner admitted having 7 girlfriends, one for each night of the week... Someone should tell him those are called nurses. He said they all have sex together in the same bed. He said Viagra makes it possible... I think money makes it possible!
Surgeons in Britain amputated the hand of the world's first hand transplant more...
Jay Leno Jokes from the Tonight Show...Pharmaceutical companies that make birth control pills are telling teenage girls that taking the pill can help clear up their skin. Do you think that's true? I think there is a better chance of clearing up the boyfriend's skin...Fashion experts say that President Bush is helping bring back cowboy boots and cowboy hats. See, so it is not just for male strippers anymore...LeAnn Rimes apologized to fans for the quality of her new album. Isn't that unbelievable? If LeAnn Rimes has to apologize for her album, what the heck is Kathie Lee going to do, commit suicide? In an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Hugh Hefner admitted having 7 girlfriends, one for each night of the week... Someone should tell him those are called nurses. He said they all have sex together in the same bed. He said Viagra makes it possible... I think money makes it possible! Surgeons in Britain amputated the hand of the world's first hand transplant patient because the guy more...
15. The "Princess LeiaMe" blow-up doll
14. Chewbacca Chew'n T'bacca, from Skoal
13. Princess Chia
12. Lando Calrissian Cognac - 40 Parsecs of smoooooth
11. R2D2, C3PO & KY4U "Adult Action Figures"
10. Han Solo Cups
9. "Do you know me? Probably not, if I'm out of my Stormtrooper uniform. That's why I carry American Express."
8. McDonald's Ewok Burger Happy Meal
7. Metamucil - "May the Force run through you!"
6. Darth Vader Ginsberg doll - Black robe and goofy glasses sold separately
5. Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre applicator
4. Volkswagon's "Return of the Jetta"
3. "Ewok On A Stick" toilet brushes
2. Darth Vibrader
and the Number 1 Rejected Star Wars Trilogy Marketing Tie-in...
1. Barbie Wan Kenobie's Malibu Deathstar
George Bush rejected a plea from Israel last year to help it raid Iran's main nuclear complex. However, he said he would have supported a raid on Iran's "nucular" complex.
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME______________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________HEIGHT____________ WEIGHT_____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________SOCIAL SECURITY #____________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES_____________________________HOME ADDRESS__________________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP_____Do you have ONE male and ONE female parent? __________ If NO, explain_____________________________________________________________________________________________Number of years married________If less than your age, Explain__________________________________________________________________________________________________Do you own a van? _____ A truck with oversized tires? _____ A waterbed? __________ A pickup with a mattress in the back? ______A condom? ______ Pornography? _______ Do you more...