Refill Jokes

How did the blonde try to kill the bird... she threw it off of a cliff. How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves... she fell out of the tree. How did the blonde die, drinking milk... the cow stepped on her. How did the blonde burn her nose... bobbing for french fries. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month... the instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds". Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops... so they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus. Why do men like blonde jokes... it is one thing they can understand. Why do blondes like lightning... they think someone is taking their picture. Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces... from eating with forks. Why do blondes have more fun... they are easier to keep amused. What do you call a brunette with a blonde on both sides... an interpreter. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer... frosted flakes. What do you call a fly buzzing inside a more...

This guy walks into a coffee shop and asks the waitress: "How much is the coffee?"

"Coffee is three dollars the waitress said".

"How much is a refill?" the man asked.

"Free"!!!!! said the waitress.

"Then I'll take a refill."

Girl: How much is a soft drink? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, Ill have a refill.

Girl: How much is a soft drink? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.