Rebuttal Jokes / Recent Jokes

1Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place? " Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
3.) Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants. " Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
4.) The most memorable rebuttal to a turn-down (used by the guy who used to live across the hall from me in residence) when he asked a girl to dance and she refused:
Man: "Want to Dance?" Woman: "No, thank you. "Man: "Don't thank me, thank God because somebody asked you."
5.) Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
6.) Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "Female more...

Is there a Santa Claus? The Rebuttal
(Jim Mantle, Waterloo Maple Software)
Come on, ya gotta believe! I mean, if you can handle flying furry animals, then it's only a small step to the rest! For example:
As admitted, it is possible that a flying reindeer can be found. I would agree that it would be quite an unusual find, but they might exist.
You've relied on cascading assumptions. For example, you have assumed a uniform distribution of children across homes. Toronto/Yorkville, or Toronto/Cabbagetown, or other yuppie nieghborhoods, have probably less than the average (and don't forget DINK and SINK homes (Double Income No Kids, Single Income No Kids)), while families with 748 starving children that they keep showing on Vision TV while trying to pick my pocket would skew that 15% of homes down a few percent.
You've also assumed that each home that has kids would have at least one good kid. What if anti-selection applies, and homes with good kids tend to have more more...