Ravine Jokes

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    Back in the Jahanabad, there were two Yadavs, Laloo and Sadhu. One day, the two were enjoying a strong country in the local thek, when a man walked into the bar with a Brahmin's head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Brahmins; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "If any man brings me the head of a Brahmin, I'll give him fifty thousand rupees."
    The two Yadavs looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for a Brahmin. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Sadhu threw a rock which hit the Brahmin right on the head.
    The Brahmin fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Laloo pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.
    Suddenly, Sadhu said, "Lalooji, take a look at this."
    Laloo replied, "Not now, I'm busy."
    Sadhu tugged more...

    On one of their golf outtings Jack, not being the best of golfers, slices his ball into the wooded ravine. Figuring he knows what he's doing, he takes his 8-iron and heads into the ravine to retrieve his ball.
    Searching everywhere, he finally spots something shiny. Moving closer for a better look, he realizes that it's an 8-iron clutched in the hands of a skeleton lying near a golf ball.
    A little taken back he shouts out to Bill, his golfing partner, that he has big trouble and to come quickly.
    As Bill is heading over to the ravine to find out what the problem is, Jack again shouts out to him, "Get my 7-iron for me. Looks to me like it isn't possible to get out of here with an 8-iron.

    Pat and Mike are playing golf one day and Pat hits a hook off the tee into a deep ravine running alongside the fairway. He goes down into the ravine to look for his ball while Mike takes the cart over to the other side of the fairway.After a while, Mike realizes that he hasn't seen Pat in quite some time so he goes back over to the ravine. Looking down, he sees his partner sitting on the ground shaking uncontrollably. Next to him is a skeleton clutching a seven iron with a golf ball next to his feet.Mike descends into the ravine and helps Pat stand up. After he composes himself, Pat says "What do you think we should do?""Well," says Mike, "I sure don't think you want to use your seven iron."

    One morning, Bill and Bob were out playing a round of golf. The first hole was a long par four, with water to the left and a ravine to the right.
    Bob took out a brand new sleeve of balls, teed one up and put it right into the water. Not giving it a second thought, he pulled another ball from the sleeve and put that one right into the ravine. He then took the last ball from the sleeve and put that one into the water as well.
    As he reached into his bag and pulled out another brand new sleeve of balls, Bill asked, "Bob, why don't you just hit an old ball?"
    "Well, because I've never had an old ball," Bob replied.

    One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.

    The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

    Jim calls out to his golfing partner in excitement, "Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here."

    Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, "What's the matter Jim?"

    Jim shouts back in a nervous voice, "Throw me my 7-iron... You can't get out of here with an 8-iron!"

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