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The New Indian Railway is committed to bring the following changes with immediate effect in an endeavour to make it the most people-friendly railways in the world......
1. Re-introduce steam locos - to boost coal industry in Bihar.
2. Dismantle the reservation system, all seats will be open to
janata, no more reservations by upper cast and rich people.
3. A/C coaches will be abolished, A/Cs will be auctioned in
chhapra.
4. Shatabdi express to be renamed as Rabri Devi express.
5. 10 new trains to be introduced from different parts of Bihar to Patna.
6. All double lines to be reduced to single track to cut costs - the rails, sleepers etc to be auctioned in Muzaffarpore.
7. Samjhota express will run from Patna to Peshwar, however it will be converted to a goods train to carry fodder.
8. New maha bhoj - litti and sattu - to be served in all luxury trains - palace on wheels, deccan odyssey etc.
9. Re-zoning of railways: north Bihar, more...
Once a train was moving on the railway line. Suddenly the train got down from the railway line and started moving into the fields.
The passengers got angry and decided to punish the train driver.
When the train stopped, all the passengers came to the driver and asked:"Why did you take the train off the track into the fields."
Driver: A man came in front and was standing on the railway line.
Passeners: Why did you risk the life of so many passengers in order to save the life of one man. You should have driven the train on that man.
Driver: I was going to do this only but the man ran towards the field.
A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was traveling to bombay to deliver a speech about railway department
Improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji's coach was jerking heavily. This made
Him not to prepare for the speech.
Annoyed by the event, next day in the meeting, his first point
Towards improvement of railway department was
""there should not be last coach in any train.""
Man at the enquiry counter: “When will Rajdhani express arrive. ” Stationmaster: “At 8 am”
Man: “When will Shatabdi express arrive”
Stationmaster: “at 8. 30 am”
Man: “When will Kashi express arrive”
Stationmaster: Why are you asking the time of all the trains”
Man: “Because I have to cross the railway line”
One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next Railway station the driver was caught: He was found to be a Sardar. He was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing on the tracks and he was not moving from there even after lots of honks etc. Then authorities questioned: Sardarji are you mad! just to save life of one person you put life of so many passengers under danger. You should have overran that person. Sardar said: Exactly, that is what i also decided, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close.
A Sardarji Was Working As Editor In A Daily Newspaper. Once He Was Traveling To Bombay To Deliver A Speech About Railway Department
Improvements. His Coach Was The Last Coach In The Train. The Train Was Moving Very Fast And So Sardarji's Coach Was Jerking Heavily. This Made
Him Not To Prepare For The Speech.
Annoyed By The Event, Next Day In The Meeting, His First Point
Towards Improvement Of Railway Department Was
""There Should Not Be Last Coach In Any Train.""
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.
He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 12. 30.
“When will Punjab Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 10. 30.
“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?
Man Replies, 12. 30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.
Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks