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One Day Morron Climbed A Tree. He Met A Monkey There. Monkey Asked "What's The Matter, Why Did U Climb The Tree" Morron Replied "To Eat Mango" Monkey Said "Dude This Is Banana Tree" Morron Said "Don't Worry, I've Got The Mango With Me"

In A Medical College Practical Exam, During Viva, The Doctor Asked Santa:' Can You Give An Example Of An Amphibion?'
Santa Singh Replied:' A Frog'
Doctor:' Very Good. Can Give Another Example?' Asked The Doctor.
'Another Frog!' Answered Santa Singh.

Santa Meets His Friend Bunta
Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B...!
Bunta: Oye, Iska Matlab?
Santa: Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!

Phone Ki Ganti Baji.
Santa: Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon.
Jasmeet: Wo Ghar Pe Hain.
Santa: Maine Mana Kiya Tha Ke...
Jasmeet: Phone Mere Liye Tha!

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

Ik wari america which ik market survey company ne india which washing machine di sale ute survey kita. Ohna de survey de results te sub nu bari harani hoyi. Survey which uhna ne dasya ki washing
machine di sub to jayada sale punjab which hoyi he ate ehna nu kharidan wale GT Roda te dhabian (road side hotels) de malik ne.
Is sale the reason ohna ne dasya ke dhabe wale kehnde ne ki washing which bulk which lassi bahut wadiya bandi ate uhde naal pipe ( drainage hose ) wi lagya hoya jis de naal lassi aram de naal glass which we payi jaa sakdi he.

Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne Keha beerjee 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Jatt: Meinu patta se Tu V bolega is laye Tere V Gin Laye ne...