Punjabi Jokes / Recent Jokes

A Punjabi peasant was travelling by train with his two infant sons. When the conductor asked him for their tickets, he produced a half ticket.' You are three; you must have three tickets: one full and two halves,' said the conductor angrily.
'When we three travel together, I always buy a half ticket,' replied the peasant naively.
The conductor lost his temper,' You dunderhead, how can three persons become half? Just explain that to me.'
'Simple,' replied the peasant clambering on the upper berth.' See, one over two equals half.'

Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: "Why are you writing so slowly?"
Santa: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast."

Once Santa Singh And Banta Singh Went To The 25th Floor Of A Building. Santa Singh Came Down. On Reaching The Ground Floor He Realised That He Forgot His Handkerchif And Glasses At The Top. So He Shouted Out To Banta Singh" Arre Bhai Banta, Zara Mere Glasses To Phek Dena!" Banta Singh Did So. The Glasses Fell And Broke. Santa Singh Shouted Again " Nahin! Nahin! Dont Throw My Handkerchief, I'm Comming Up....!"

See what a spelling mistake can do...
Santa went to Goa. Sent SMS to his wife: Having a wonderful time, wish u were Her

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

There Were 2 Friends Santa And Banta They Lived In Same Building. . Santa Stayed On 10th Floor And Banta Stayed On Groundfloor. ....... After Some Days Santa And Banta Quareled With Each Other And They Were Angry With Each Other. ........... Santa Thaught I Shall Call Banta At Dinner And Be His Friend Again So He Called Banta On Dinner. .... The Day On Which The Santa Called Banta At Dinner That Day Lift Was Out Of Order So Banta Climbed The Ladder And Went Up When He Reached Santas House At His Door There Was Written Oye Banta I Fooled U. ..... Now The Banta Sing Was Angry And He Wrote There Oye I Not Came Up

Santa Singh Applied For An Engineering Position At Deman Construction Office In Amritsar. Reddy From Chennai Applied For The Same Job And Both
Applicants Having The Same Qualifications Were Asked To Take A Test By The Department Manager Mr. Arvin Singh. Upon Completion Of The Test, The Results Showed That Both Men Only Missed One Of The Questions. The Manager Went To Santa And Said, "Thank You For Your Interest, But We've Decided To Give The Job To Reddy". Santa: And Why Would You Be Doing That? We Both Got 9 Questions Correct. This Being Punjab I Should Get The Job!" Manager: "We Have Made Our Decision Not On The Correct Answers, But On The One Question That You Got Wrong. "Santa: "And Just How Would One Incorrect Answer Be Better Than The Other?" Manager: "Simple, For The Question That Both Of You Got Wrong, Reddy Put Down' I Don't Know' As The Answer. And You Wrote' Neither Do I'!"