Punjabi Jokes / Recent Jokes
Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep?
Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..
One Day Santa & Banta Go To A National Park In Kashmir. So Banta Suggests That They Should Go For A Walk But Santa Disagrees That Terrorists Might Kill Them. Banta Convinces Him To Go Anyhow. So They Go And The Terrrorists Come. Banta Climbs A Tree & Santa Is Left Behind. So The Terrorists Beat Santa. This Goes On For A Week. But The Next Time Santa Climbs Up First. So The Terrorists Say That They Have Beaten The Guy At The Bottom Enough And Lets Beat The One On The Tree.
Santa: Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Banta: Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.
There's the story of a newly rich Punjabi couple who, having come into money, were forever boasting of their acquisitions: a brand new imported car (not a second-hand one), video-cassettes, hi-fi original paintings.' And, of course, our food is always cooked in ash ghee,' said the wife proudly,' no dalda shalda in our kitchen.' Once while holidaying at Juhu Beach in Mumbai, the husband went out of his depth and was just saved from drowning. A doctor was quickly summoned.' Nothing to worry,' exclaimed the medico,' I will give him artificial respiration and he will be all right in a jiffy.'' No you won't,' said the wife.' For my husband it Will have to be real respiration or nothing.'
Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Once An American, A Chinese And Santa Were Passing Through The Thar Desert In A Same Car. But In The Middle Of The Desert, Their Car Breaks Down. They Think Of Walking Through The Desert And Leave The Car Behind. American: I Will Take The Water Bottle. When I Get Thirsty, I Will Drink Water. Chinese: I Will Take The Seat. When I Get Tired, I Will Sit On It. Santa: I Will Take The Door Of The Car. When It Is Too Hot I Will Open The Window!!!
Veeru: Basanti in kutton ke aage mat naachna.
Santa sitting with his dog in d theater. Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai