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A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws a rope around the rock and ties it to his horse and pulls the rock off the man. The man, gratefull as he is, tells the king that he's really a great sorcerer, and gives the king three wishes. The king looks at the Sorcerer and says "OK, then I wish to be immortal", the sorcerer replies "Puff, it's done." The king takes a knife and stabs himself and nothing happens, then he says "OK, then I want my horse to be immortal." The sorcerer replies "Puff, it's done". The king, happy as can be, stabs his horse and nothing happens, then he says "OK, then I want my horses genitals." The sorcerer replies "Puff, it's done". The king, still happy, jumps on his horse and rides back to his castle, in the doorway he meets his friend Peter, jumps off the horse and tells Peter that he's now immortal. Peter laughs, but the king gives Peter more...

Once upon a time, there were 3 Italian pigs. Giancarlo, the owner of a straw house, Antonio, the owner of a stick house, and Guido, the owner of a brick house.One day this nasty old wolf came up to Giancarlo's house and said, "I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house
down." And he did!So Giancarlo went running over to Antonio's house and said "Let me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!!" So Antonio let Giancarlo in.Then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down!" And he did! Antonio and Giancarlo went running over to Guido's house and said "Let us in! The wolf just blew down our houses and we're scared!" So Guido let them in.The wolf caught up with them and said "I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house down." While he was huffing and puffing, Giancarlo and Antonio were scared! But Guido picked up the phone and called a friend.All of a sudden this big, black stretch limo drove more...