"Three Little Italian Pigs" joke
Once upon a time, there were 3 Italian pigs. Giancarlo, the owner of a straw house, Antonio, the owner of a stick house, and Guido, the owner of a brick house.One day this nasty old wolf came up to Giancarlo's house and said, "I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house
down." And he did!So Giancarlo went running over to Antonio's house and said "Let me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!!" So Antonio let Giancarlo in.Then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down!" And he did! Antonio and Giancarlo went running over to Guido's house and said "Let us in! The wolf just blew down our houses and we're scared!" So Guido let them in.The wolf caught up with them and said "I'm gonna huff, and puff and blow your house down." While he was huffing and puffing, Giancarlo and Antonio were scared! But Guido picked up the phone and called a friend.All of a sudden this big, black stretch limo drove up. Out came two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedoras. These huge pigs came over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and beat the living stuffing out of him. Then, one of them pulled out a gun and fired into the wolf's mouth. They left the wolf for dead, got back into their limo, and drove off.
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