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How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating.

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years and decided to raise some extra cash by advertising for a lodger in their terrace house. After a few days, a young, attractive woman applied for the room and explained that she was a model working in a nearby city center studio for a few weeks. She said she would like the room from Mondays to Thursdays but would pay for the whole week. Doris showed her the house, and they agreed to start straight away. "There's just one problem," explained the model. "Because of my job, I have to take a bath every night, and I notice you don't have a bath." "That's not a problem," replied Doris. "We have a tin bath out in the yard, and we bring it into the living room in front of the fire and fill it with hot water." "What about you're husband?" asked the model. "Oh, he plays darts most weekdays, so he will be out in the evenings," replied Doris. "Good," said the model. "Now more...

Johny's mother went into talk to his teacher before his first day of preschool. She said, "Johny has a gambling problem so don't gamble with him ok?" The teacher agrees,
On the first day after preschool Johny goes to his teacher and says I bet you fifty dollars that you have brown pubic hair. The teacher, being poor and wanting to teach him a leason says, "Alright I'll take that bet," and so she takes him into her office lifts up her skirt and shows him that she has black pubic hair.
Later that night she calls the family and gets Johny's dad. She says I think I cured your son's gambling problem. The father says "How?"
The teacher tells him what happens and the father screams, "THAT LITTLE SHIT BET ME 100 DOLLARS THAT HE COULD GET YOU TO LIFT UP YOUR SKIRT THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL."