Curly Jokes

Why is pubic hair curly?
So you don't poke your eyes out!

Age 8: Looks at herself and sees; Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty Age 15: Looks at herself and sees; Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Movie Star, or if she is PMS-ing; sees pimples/ugly ("Mom I can't go to school like this!") Age 20: Looks at herself and sees; "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but she decides she is going out anyway. Age 30: Looks at herself and sees; "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" - but decides she doesn't have time to fix it so she's going out anyway. Age 40: Looks at herself and sees; "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" -but says, "At least, I'm clean" and goes out anyway. Age 50: Looks at herself and sees; "I am" - and goes wherever she wants to. Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore; goes out and conquers the world. Age 70: Looks at herself and sees more...

Look In The Mirror
Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty.

Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees fat/pimples/UGLY. (Mom I can't go to school looking like this!)
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too/short/too tall, too straight/too curly"- but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall, too straight/too curly" but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, so she goes anyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/ too thin, too short/to tall too straight/too curly"- but says: "At least I'm clean" and goes anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes where ever she wants to.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and more...

I heard this from a friend:
Three guys are playing basketball at a local outside court and they pause to
take a break. (Just for the sake of three names I'll use Moe, Larry,
Curly)...
Moe: Man, I wish I had a million bucks, I'd buy a car just like that
big Cadillac over there. What would you do if you had a
million bucks Larry?
Larry: If I had a million bucks I'd buy a car just like that Porsche
sitting over there. What would you do if you had a million
bucks Curly?
Curly: Gee, I don't know...I guess I'd have surgery to get thick
black hair all all over my body.
Moe: Why would you want black hair all over your body?
Curly: Well, my sister only has a patch about this big, and she owns
both those cars.

Why is pubic hair curly? If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.