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Advanced medicine.
A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of the desert of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half is preparing for war."

Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where all the countries of the world gathered to compare their scientific achievements and plans.
The scientists listened to the United States describe how they were another step closer to a cure for cancer, and the Russians were preparing a space ship to go to Saturn, and Germany was inventing a car that runs on water. Soon, it was the Polish scientists' turn to speak.
"Well, we are preparing a space ship to fly to the sun."
This, of course was met with much ridicule.
They were asked how they planned to deal with the sun's extreme heat.
"Simple, we're going at night!"

Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where all the countries of the world gathered to compare their scientific achievements and plans.The scientists listened to the United States describe how they were another step closer to a cure for cancer, and the Russians were preparing a space ship to go to Saturn, and Germany was inventing a car that runs on water. Soon, it was the Polish scientists' turn to speak."Well, we are preparing a space ship to fly to the sun."This, of course was met with much ridicule.They were asked how they planned to deal with the sun's extreme heat. "Simple, we're going at night!"

The priest was preparing a man for his long days journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the Devil! Let him knowhow little you think of his evil!"The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the Devil and his evil?"The dying man said, "Until I know where Im heading, I dont think Iought to aggravate anybody!"

The Soyuz spacecraft is preparing to launch with the first ever female space tourist.
The pilot of the Soyuz is preparing for the first ever space backseat driver.

Space: where no one can hear you scream "YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE!!!!"


(Oh no he didn't. Oh yes, sadly I did. Get it? Women and driving? But in space.)