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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet.
Sardar:- Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
Good: Your hubby & you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
Good: Your wife bought you a porn movie.
Bad: It's over five years old.
Worse: Your daughter's the star.
Good: Your son's interested in school.
Bad: He has to do extra credit to pass.
Worse: Making a sex ed video.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He looks better than you.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: You give the "Birds & Bees" talk to your kid
Bad: He keeps interupting.
Worse: With corrections!
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer. (a GOOD one)
Good: Your more...
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.
One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."
The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."
The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"
She frowned and said, "The postman."
"Why the postman?"
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."
Three women were having lunch and talking about their love lives.
"I call my husband the dentist," one woman said. "Nobody can drill like he does."
"I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft," the second woman said with a giggle.
The third woman sat quietly and continued sipping on her drink. "Well, what do you call your husband?" they asked her.
Frowning, the third woman replied, "The postman."
"Why would you call him the postman?" they asked.
"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box!" she replied.
The neighborhood postman was retiring after 30 years. On his last day of delivering mail, all of the people on his route left him something in the mail box in honor of his retirement.
Some left money, some left small gifts, and some met him at the door and invited him in for a drink.
As he was putting the mail in the mailbox of the last house, the door opened, and the woman of the house stood there in beautiful lingerie. She invited him inside and lead him upstairs where she made mad passionate love to him.
After their lovemaking she lead him downstairs where she prepaired an exquisite dinner for him.
He found a dollar bill under his plate as he ate and asked her about it.
She explained, "When I called my husband to tell ask him what we should give you for your retirement, he said,' screw him, give him a dollar.' Dinner was my idea."
December 14, 2003Dearest Dave, I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn't have been more surprised or pleased darling! With truly the deepest love, AgnesDecember 15, 2003Dearest Dave, Today the postman brought me yet another of your sweet gifts. The two turtule doves that arrived today are adorable, and I'm delighted by your thoughtful and generous ways.With all of my love, Your AgnesDecember 16, 2003Dearest Dave, You've truly been too kind! I must protest; I don't deserve such generosity. The thought of getting three French hens amazes me. Yet, I am not surprised-what more should I expect from such a nice person.Love, AgnesDecember 17, 2003Dear Dave, Four calling birds arrived in the mail today. They are truly nice but don't you think that enough is enough? You are being too romantic.Affectionately, AgnesDecember 18, 2003Dearest darling Dave, It was a surprise to get five golden rings! I now have one for more...