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Q. After mixing the genes of a porn star and a rhinocerous together, what do you get?
A. An Auditor who butts his nose at every material transaction, and charges a lot of fees for every Satisfied EXplanation.
It has been said that the way you make up your name for when you become a porn star is to take the name of your first pet plus the first street you lived on. A random sampling of "normal" people gives the following "porn star" names:
Kitty Rollingwood
Hammie Lincoln
Peanuts Seventh
Tux Bouldier
Birdie Willow
Velvet First
Smokie Briar Rose
Pandora Sarvis Berry
Try it!
Gerard Damiano, the director of "Deep Throat", has died at the age of 80. And thanks to karma, the Grim Reaper didn't warn him at all before coming.
School officials in Union City, New Jersey are trying to figure out who watched $250 worth of pay-per-view pornographic movies using a school television box.
School officials have narrowed the suspects down to the few teachers, not getting any from their students.
...Jenna Jameson says she knew she would be a porn star as far back as high school, when she was voted "Most Likely To Suck Seed."
A new braille Pornographic Magazine has been launched for the blind. Kinda ironic isn't it? Mom always told me I'd go blind if I read them.
An aspiring pianist was hired to play the background music for a movie. When it was completed, he inquired as to when and where he would be able to see the film. Sheepishly, the produced confessed that it was actually a porn movie and was due to be released in a month.
A month later, with his collar up and wearing dark glasses, the pianist went to a porn theatre to see it. He took a seat in the back row, right next to a couple who also appeared to be in disguise.
The film was even raunchier than his worst fears. It featured goup sex, S & M, and even a dog.
After a few minutes, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm only here to listen to the music."
"Really?" the man replied. "Well, we're only here to see our dog."