Polak Jokes / Recent Jokes

Did you hear about the Polak that had body odor on one side only? He didn`t know where to buy Left Guard.

A Polak goes to a drug store to buy condoms for a big date that he has. The clerk says, "That`ll be $2.59 plus tax." "What?" exclaims the Pole. "They don`t stay up by themselves?"

Did you hear about the Polak that keeps a store of empty bottles? It`s for his friends that don`t drink.

A Polak gets married, but on his wedding night he`s too dumb to know what to do. "For God`s sake, Stan," says his bride, "you take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee." So he got up and threw his bowling ball in the sink.

Why did the Polak drive his kid to school every day? They were in the same class.

Why did the Polak wrap his hamster in electrical tape? So it wouldn`t explode when he screwed it.

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there?
A: He's the one with a duck.
Q: How do you know if an Italian is there?
A: He bet on the duck.
Q: How do you know if the Mafia is there?
A: The duck wins.