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George W. Bush sent his congratulations on Sunday to Michael Phelps, who won eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympic Games.  Bush told Phelps by phone that he was most impressed by Phelps' effort as a  member of the victorious US 4x100-meter medley relay team.  Bush told Phelps he was amazed at how fast he could swim while clutching a baton.

A British newspaper published a photo of Michael Phelps inhaling from a marijuana pipe. Phelps says he only took one hit, but he held it for three minutes.