Kellogg Jokes

Kellogg has announced it will not renew its sponsorship deal with Michael Phelps. Fortunately he should have no problem picking up a deal from Honey Bunches of Hemp.

Kellogg Co. on Friday recalled 16 products containing peanut butter due to possible salmonella contamination. The products include Keebler branded Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers and Keebler Soft Batch Homestyle Peanut Butter Cookies. A spokesperson for Kellogg said if the salmonella outbreak continues, the company may have to layoff up to one hundred elves.

Kellogg Co. recalled 16 products and federal officials confirmed salmonella contamination at a Georgia facility
Employees cite overcrowding and unsanitary working conditions in hollow trees.

Members of a Marijuana advocacy group have written a strongly worded letter to Kellogg after the company cut ties with Michael Phelps. Kellogg was able to quiet the group by replying, "Dave's not here, man."