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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"
Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!"

A
man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing
a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?" She
answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes
there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for
free!"
Later that night on her way out the wife walks
into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his
suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he
replies... "I'm going to Vegas too. I want
to see you live on $800 a year!"

A man comes home to find his wife packing her bags. "Where are you
going?" he asked.
"To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men
that will pay me $400 to do what I do for you for free!"
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing HIS bags.
"What do you think you are doing?" she screamed.
"Going to Las Vegas
with you... I want to see how you live on $800 a year!"

As soon as they finished making love, Susie jumped up from the bed and started packing her suitcase. "What on Earth are you doing? " asked her puzzled husband. "In Las Vegas I could get two hundred dollars for what I gave you for free," she pointed out, "so I'm moving to Las Vegas." This was enough to provoke her husband to jump up and begin packing his bags.
"What're you up to?" asked Susie in surprise. "I'm following you to Las Vegas," he replied. "I've got to see you live off six hundred dollars a year."

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year."